What did Adam tell his girlfriend on December 24th?
It's Christmas! Eve.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

Billy: How come you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive?
Tilly: Olive?
Billy: Yeah, you know... Olive the other reindeer, used to
laugh and call him names...

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No you can have turkey like everyone else!

Why is Santa a good race car driver?
Because he's always in the pole position.

Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet.

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Cringle!

What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas Card!

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what
would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then
gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
Rude-olph.

What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.

What do you call a cow in Alaska?
An Eski-moo.

Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!